Ave Caesar!

Okay... So, if you really want to, you're welcome to read Mr. Bush's speech from Tuesday evening... HERE.

I'm not going to go on and on about his blatent lying... As other's have already spoken of his shortcomings cropping up through his speech. I'm going to "Make Fun"

But of course, since I'm a slimy bastard... My "making fun" is pretty fucking serious. Here's a little quote from his speech:

"Before our coalition liberated Iraq, Libya was secretly pursuing nuclear weapons. Today the leader of Libya has given up his chemical and nuclear weapons programs. Across the broader Middle East, people are claiming their freedom. In the last few months, we have witnessed elections in the Palestinian territories and Lebanon. These elections are inspiring democratic reformers in places like Egypt and Saudi Arabia. Our strategy to defend ourselves and spread freedom is working. The rise of freedom in this vital region will eliminate the conditions that feed radicalism and ideologies of murder - and make our nation safer."

Is THIS IDIOT ACTUALLY taking credit for democracy in Lebanon and Palestine? I'm mean, REALLY?

Mr. Bush... They've been democracies since after WWII. They didn't have elections because of YOU they had them 'cause they just have them. They HAD to have an election in Palestine as Arafat had just died. If he was still ALIVE, Mr. President... Then they wouldn't have had an election. Okay? Any MORE questions?

Gah.

"Our strategy to defend ourselves is working... "

Right. How's about THIS poll, hmmmmm Mr. Bush?

GAH.

Okay... I'm done with the rant. See ya's all tomorrows.

-- T