Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Damn, a bloody meme, AGAIN???

As with most bloggers, I find memes to be extraordinarily annoying. I do. However, I come across one, once and a while (more often now due to a certain friend's weird sense of humour), that frankly MAKES me fill it in. Damn. As I found this originally on "MySpace" please be ready for it to be slanted towards that particular genre. Cheers... Okay, on with the MEME:

Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school.

Tired of all of those surveys made up by stupid high school kids?

'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'

Ridiculous. Just ridiculous.

Well, here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature. Pour a glass of wine, sit back with some good music, and enjoy this little adult survey.

The New Yorker or Harper's? New Yorker.

HBO or CSPAN? BBC America.

Cabernet Sauvignon or Merlot? Merlot

Favorite vacation getaway spot? Lake District (England)

"A Love Supreme" or "Kind Of Blue"? I suppose Miles Davis anything.

Where's the best place to eat a romantic dinner? Anywhere, as long as I'm with My Lady

What's your favorite deducation that you claim on your 1040? Tech Gear (depreciating, baby)

Would you prefer a 30-year fixed mortgage at a 5.77% interest rate, or a 15-year fixed mortgage at a slightly lower rate? Well, if it's actually FIXED, I would have to go with the 30 year, simply 'cause I can't afford to pay a mortgage in 15 years. Variable rate mortgages "look" better, but tend to be a losing proposition in the end.

What were your thoughts on California Ballot Proposition 1D, the Kindergraten - University Public Education Facilities Bond Act of 2006? It's a brilliant idea, however they haven't proven they have the funding for such a wide-reaching goal.

Do you feel it is responsible of the California State Legislature to appropriate money from the General Fund to pay off these bonds? It's better than MY governor "borrowing" money to pay for a crumbling transportation infrastructure.

Do you think the rattling noise your car is making is the CV joints, or do you think the engine camshaft is damaged? I didn't realise that my car had a curriculum vitae joint?

How expensive do you think it will be to fix it? One Million dollars and a blow-job for the mechanic at the garage.

Jesus Christ, you're kidding, right? Nope.

Do you know a good mechanic? Yes, he washes his dick really well right before I have to bend over and give it to him.

Which credit card are you going to use to pay for it? Capitol One, it's the only credit card I have. My GM Card was finally paid off, and I tore the puppy up.

Aren't you maxed out on that one? No, they keep upping my limit, the bastards. I could charge a frigging YACHT on the damn thing. Pay it OFF? No. But I could buy a yacht.

What do you dislike most about high school students, their terrible haircuts or their horrible taste in music? I'd say it was the sense of entitlement that they all seem to have.

Why don't they like good bands, like Fugazi or Versus? Or Hüsker Dü?

What's with this "emo" shit they're into? I haven't figured out what 'emo' is yet... For a while, it was "bad" to be "emo" and now it seems to be good. I remember when I was a kid, we didn't change definitions all the bloody time, god dammit!

What's their damn problem, anyway? I really don't know... Bastards.

There you go folks, a "MySpace" Meme from Andy Sturdevant. Thanks Andy...